Hi, my name is Ed. Iʼm better known as Ass Napkin Ed, as seen and heard on the Howard Stern show on Sirius radio and Howard TV.





I was born 8/13/72 in NYS. My childhood was some in NYC, but mostly upstate NY. When I was 28 I was diagnosed with paranoia and schizophrenia.





I started to listen to Stern in '88. I first got the idea to call the Stern show when they were discussing Sylvia Browne. I continued to call the show, but it was my call where I discussed my hygiene habits that really intrigued Howard.



Howard loved my call so much he invited me to come down to the studio to meet the gang. The first time I appeared on the Howard Stern show was 11/07/07. I got on a Greyhound bus and drank a box of wine on my way down to the studio. My friend Kelmonster accompanied me on my epic journey to the show.




My recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show was available for viewing on Howard TV on Demand (Brooke w/Big Loser).


I will be attending Artie Langeís show at the Turning Stone Resort & Casino in Verona, NY on April 17, 2009.





Tradio Phone Calls


Tradio 1 (wav) (mp3)

Tradio 2 (wav) (mp3)





© 2009 Ass Napkin Ed


Cartoon of ANE © 2007 Johnny Ryan



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